Thursday, August 18, 2011

Mannequin refusing botox injections face violent attack.


“She only wanted to protect us” said her sisters before her gesture told them to hush up. The attacked mannequin was unable to speak due to extensive injuries in her throat.  Ligature strangulation marks were covered by duct tape. She was obviously given botox again.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Another very adult bag

What is the target age group for this product? Well, maybe I'm just dead inside.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Mighty ebay brings the hilarious Dr.House doll head!

Custom Made Dr. Gregory 1/6 action figure.

Detailed Headsculpt from a hong kong craftsman who previsouly worked on Brad Pitt and Bruce Willis figure.

It comes with a lot of acessories like Black Leather Jacket, Blue shirt, Grey shirt, Socks, Jeans, Running Shoes, Crutch x 2pc, laboratory Bottle x3pc and a pc of Sanwiches!!!!
The head sculpt comes with a Neck joint and the seller offers a body with brown skin tone which matches the head, with over 30 joints, fully poseable. All for US $138.88 .

Sunday, May 15, 2011

presumptuous sportswear

Some concepts are hard to define. Quantum physics? Superconductivity? Sportswear!?
Thought I had an idea what sportswear consists of. Apparently not.

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Shop window 1

Shop window 2

What do YOU wear when you walk your dog?

Saturday, May 7, 2011

mannequins tell all

To this day, mannequins all around the world are being abused, tortured and disfigured.
Manager-- What do you mean the mannequin's hands don't work? I said I want that handbag on display!!
Jennifer-- Ok.
This poor mannequin was given breast augmentation surgery and then forced to wear the matching pumpkin colored tube top and pant set.

Poor mannequin gazes sadly at the shattered souls around her and mourns for her now fractured left arm.

fascinating stuff out there*

This should look good on my trip to Uranus!?


somebody put this display together and thought it looked ok.


The mannequin is trying to tell me something I think, as in "Don't come in, no, noo, step away! These people are crazy, look what they've done to my hair!"

*previously known as "Gezip tozanda diyar diyar, korkar oldum vitrinlerden ey bebek"