the most hideous pair of jeans I've seen in a while

presumptuous sportswear

Some concepts are hard to define. Quantum physics? Superconductivity? Sportswear!?
Thought I had an idea what sportswear consists of. Apparently not.

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Shop window 1



Shop window 2

What do YOU wear when you walk your dog?

mannequins tell all

To this day, mannequins all around the world are being abused, tortured and disfigured.

Manager-- What do you mean the mannequin's hands don't work? I said I want that handbag on display!!
Jennifer-- Ok.

This poor mannequin was given breast augmentation surgery and then forced to wear the matching pumpkin colored tube top and pant set.

Poor mannequin gazes sadly at the shattered souls around her and mourns for her now fractured left arm.

fascinating stuff out there*

This should look good on my trip to Uranus!?

somebody put this display together and thought it looked ok.

The mannequin is trying to tell me something I think, as in "Don't come in, no, noo, step away! These people are crazy, look what they've done to my hair!"

*previously known as "Gezip tozanda diyar diyar, korkar oldum vitrinlerden ey bebek"